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BIKINI JONES

BIKINI JONES VS. THE BRAINNAPPERS FROM OUTER SPACE

Cursed by a witch to forever wear a bikini,

She fights for justice in a dangerous world.

Bikini Jones has come a long way and saved the world many times over.

But no matter how far you’ve come, family is still family. So when her estranged sister uncovers an Egyptian pyramid outside of Philadelphia, PA and needs her help, Bikini drops everything. Soon a search for missing women uncovers an eons-old plot for world domination.

Bikini faces off against Prohibition-era gangsters, a brain-transplanting mad scientist, the mummy of the first pharaoh, and aliens who need the brains of human women so they can conquer the world.

If Bikini fails, humanity will be enslaved. If she succeeds, she still has to put up with her sister.

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Bikini Jones Vs. The Sea Monsters

Life is hard when you are cursed to only wear a bikini.

it’s worse when people are attacking you because of it.

Bikini Jones has suffered from the magic curse that prevents her from wearing anything else but a two-piece bathing suit for over a decade. It hasn’t stopped her from saving the world on multiple occasions.

Now a group has called for a boycott of her for what they call her immoral ways because of how she dresses. At the same time, a sharkwoman has taken to the streets of Manhatten to avenge the surface people’s pollution that is killing her people’s children. And a cult of sea monsters is trying to destroy the world while the police chief of the NYPD is gunning for her.

Even with the help of her friends and her tentacled cousin, Cthulhu Jones, Bikini may be going under for the last time.

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BIKINI JONES VS. THE EMPEROR OF PLANET Z

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